Despite the silly title, this 1999 release is a very funny CD -- the self-described 'fella girlie' turns out to be a kitten with really sharp claws. She brilliantly revisits the playgrounds, costumes, and parents of yesteryear. Comparing the current ubiquity of safety features to our less-protected childhoods, she says, 'Electrical outlets were a trial by error thing. ... Oh, look at your steaming, curly head.' 'We had 8-foot monkey bars on concrete.' Elvira also finds comic gold in lesbian and gay issues. 'Of course we have a homosexual agenda. ... 1. Don't get killed. 2. A decent brunch.' Relating how people knew she was gay before she did, she quotes her kindergarten report card, 'Nice child, but rarely stays on her own mat at nap time.' Whiskers up!

Kurt,Elvira